I tell a lot of jokes on this blog, but from time to time I feel that one of the services that I can provide is passing on parenting tips to those who are in this struggle with me. I am numbering them because I hope to make this a regular thing, not because today's is the most important tip you will ever hear. Do not think of these tips as being from an expert. Think of them more like advice from a fellow prisoner who has tried to escape, and least knows which direction not to dig the tunnel.
Here is today's parenting tip:
From time to time a child will reappear after having been out of sight for a while. When this happens ask said child what they have been doing. If the answer you get is, "Nussing," do yourself a favor and investigate.
You'll thank me later.